The Dirty Pizza

The Good — +/- 42 miles, +/- 4,500 ft, +/- 6 miles of Class VI

Back-roads gravel, panoramic views across the valley into Vermont, and six unmaintained sectors totalling about six and a half miles — loose, rocky, and the best part of the day. 45mm tires minimum.

The Bad — +/- 55 miles, +/- 6,000 ft, +/- 6 miles of Class VI

Everything The Good has, but an extra thirteen miles, more climbing, but two visits to the aid at Bascom's Maple Farm.

The Ugly — +/- 70 miles, +/- 8,000 ft, +/- 10 miles of Class VI

The full stash, including one continuous unmaintained stretch of nearly five miles. This ride will exhaust even the most fit among you, but the sense of accomplishment is well earned.

Type 1 Fun — +/- 28 miles, +/- 2,500 ft, no Class VI

A more tame ride (all maintained roads and less gravel) with many of the same amazing views, quiet back roads and a stop at one heck of a great mid ride feed.

12 and under - All distance options

Juniors 12 and under participating in any distance.

13 -18 Any version

Just Pizza Please!

Not interested in a ride, but want to enjoy the post ride pizza?

Saturday warm up ride

A mellow, relaxed pace gravel ride the day before the big ride on some of our favorite local roads.

Saturday Dinner at Dirty Pizza HQ

We've been in the food business for almost as long as we've been riding bikes, and we're about as passionate about a great plate of food as we are about a memorable day on the bike. BYOB

Saturday Night Camping

Pitch a tent, park your van or sleep under the stars here on the hill. This is a per vehicle / party price and includes use of restrooms, drinking water and electricity to charge a phone / computer

Student groups and Teams

Any distance, all ages, groups larger than 4.